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Pareesa Pourian
“Lava comes from volcanoes. LAVA moves with a similar force, hot and confident. It will take over your world.”
Kerri Arsenault
"A hot sauce for every mood: spicy,
sweet, fruity, revolutionary, sulky, exuberant, ambient, complex, rabid, sophisticated, or scorched earth, Tinkertown Provisions
hot sauces are as unique
as your daily disposition."
Jonathan Lethem
“This Tinkertown sauce is hot, hot in a way that makes you think twice, like a tale you want to start again from the first page the moment you come to the end.
I’d buy two bottles.”
Jennifer Krasinski
“These are no mere condiments. These are poetic achievements. Every Tinkertown hot sauce is deliriously delicious, with flavor profiles that are unlike any other I've ever tasted. (Confession: I nearly downed an entire bottle of SEA SPARKLE in one sitting.)
Fill your fridge and be forever happier
at every meal.”
David T. Little
“Tinkertown's sauces are so good, with such a perfect balance of flavors, that it is hard to believe they are real. Sometimes I think I've dreamt them. But then there they are each morning, ready to delight as they burn my face off, and for that I'm grateful.”
Kimberly Bliss
“Give me LAVA, give me ORE, lavish my eggs and pour down my soul. Tinkertown hot sauce is my favorite addiction.”
Xander Marro
“There may currently be more famous hazes (purple, the shade of winter, the verb referring to a cruel initiation rite) but soon, I promise you, Tinkertown Provisions' HAZE will be all the craze. Aptly colored the orange of the NY sky that summer when Canada's forests all burned down, this is a hot sauce
for the good times.”
Iris Cushing
“Before I tasted MUD I never knew that hot sauce could evoke the haunting resonance of a first love, the thrill of setting foot in a new country for the first time, or the spiritual joy of galloping over a field on horseback. If you are someone who has ever been tempted to 'chase the dragon' with substances more illicit than hot sauce, a jar of MUD in your fridge will be a boon and a blessing. You can experience the smoky, sweet, spicy, profound energies of MUD over and over, your endorphins soaring anew each time. MUD is a pleasure one cannot get tired of, an elixir that greatly enhances the emotional tenor of daily experiences without any unpleasant side effects (on the contrary, I believe eating MUD also makes you smarter).”
Alissa Quart
“Tinkertown Provisions' sauces are piquant, heady and original, much like their maker, the author Anne Elizabeth Moore. All of the unique flavors bring color and heat to a hilly, rustic part of the Catskills.”
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