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Pareesa Pourian
“Lava comes from volcanoes. LAVA moves with a similar force, hot and confident. It will take over your world.”
Xander Marro
“There may currently be more famous hazes (purple, the shade of winter, the verb referring to a cruel initiation rite) but soon, I promise you, Tinkertown Provisions' HAZE will be all the craze. Aptly colored the orange of the NY sky that summer when Canada's forests all burned down, this is a hot sauce for the good times.”
Jonathan Lethem
“This Tinkertown sauce is hot, hot in a way that makes you think twice, like a tale you want to start again from the first page the moment you come to the end.
I’d buy two bottles.”
Jennifer Krasinski
“These are no mere condiments. These are poetic achievements. Every Tinkertown hot sauce is deliriously delicious, with flavor profiles that are unlike any other I've ever tasted. (Confession: I nearly downed an entire bottle of SEA SPARKLE in one sitting.)
Fill your fridge and be forever happier
at every meal.”
David T. Little
“Tinkertown's sauces are so good, with such a perfect balance of flavors, that it is hard to believe they are real. Sometimes I think I've dreamt them. But then there they are each morning, ready to delight as they burn my face off, and for that I'm grateful.”
Kimberly Bliss
“Give me LAVA, give me ORE, lavish my eggs and pour down my soul. Tinkertown hot sauce is my favorite addiction.”
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